"Before all the hostilities began to boil over, I was supposed to go to the Miss Azeroth contest in Capital City. Too bad it was cancelled this year. I had a damn good chance of winning too, and proving that the hottest women on the planet are from Andriano! That would really stick it to those bastards in Andorhal, with the fatties they always parade out."
"It's all those carbohydrates in that grain!"
"Oh you! Tee-hee."